Friday, April 14, 2006

Dakotaranger's Dictionary

ACLU: The American Communist League United. They do everything they can to destroy this countries traditions.

Alcky: A drunk

Certified Know-it-All: Someone who knows alot about everything, certain about what they know unless proven beyond a reasonable doubt that they are wrong. And can admit when they are wrong.

Automatic Weapons: Hold down a trigger and the weapon keeps firing until the trigger quits being depressed. I. e. Machine pistols, machine guns, assault weapons, sub-machine guns

Illegal Aliens: Criminals those who are in this country without proper documents.

Irregardless: Main Entry: ir·re·gard·less Pronunciation: "ir-i-'gärd-l&sFunction: adverbEtymology: probably blend of irrespective and regardlessnonstandard : REGARDLESSusage Irregardless originated in dialectal American speech in the early 20th century. Its fairly widespread use in speech called it to the attention of usage commentators as early as 1927. The most frequently repeated remark about it is that "there is no such word." There is such a word, however. It is still used primarily in speech, although it can be found from time to time in edited prose. Its reputation has not risen over the years, and it is still a long way from general acceptance. Use regardless instead. Meriam-Webster online

joe stalin in Drag: Mrs. bill clinton

Marxists: Those who believe the government is god. Believes that money should be taken from one person and given to another. I.e democrats, socialists, national socialists (NAZI), and communists (commies).

the moderators of decency: Rev. Sharpton and Rev. Jesse Jackson

MONSTERS: Rapists, murderers, terrorists. Those who prey on innocents.

Oligarchy: The rule of the few.

Peacemaker: .45 caliber Revolver that Samuel Colt invented. Single action means the hammer has to be pulled back before firing each round. AKA the Strap Pistol, the 1872 Army

RINO: Republican In Name Only, moderate Republicans almost marxist in there beliefs

RODEO (pronounced RODE E OH): The Most American Sport because before the event Prayer is said, the Second the Flag enters the Arena EVERYONE stands up and removes their hat. Rodeo represents what's good about us as a people. The First Amendment is in full view and is used properly. No separation of Church and state is tolerated.

Semi-Automatic Weapon: One trigger pull, one bullet.

Sheep: 1. Stupid animal, ruins the range. 2. Oblivious people

Sheepdog: A person that puts their life on the line for their fellow man even if their fellow man is as oblivious as a Sheep

Stupid Christians: Someone who calls themselves a Christian but their faith is more along the lines of feelings, and little or no basis in the Bible. Willing to put stumbling blocks in front of people to push a belief over God's love. Or they are just plain clueless.

Synonymous with: The love, sex, drugs, rock and roll Christianity

Viking: from the Norweign to go viking. Raping and pilaging. Modern day example the united nations

1911: Also m1911-1A. .45 Caliber Semi-automatic pistol invented by John Browning.